• If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.

Whining

If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.

In soccer, one well-placed fake injury can make the difference between a thrilling 0-0 barnburner and a riveting 1-0 blowout.

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  • Before you write us an angry email, watch this!
  • And then this.
  • Then help yourself to a big heaping portion of this.
  • Disaffected college wingbacks