The world’s best and worst wall calendar returns, and this time, it’s brought depressing friends! Our 2014 Demotivators® calendar features twelve entirely new, and perfectly crushing designs. And this year, we’re also throwing in four additional new designs as 12” x 11” prints, so there’s absolutely NO chance that hope can take root in your bitter heart and turn you into an idiot!
Plus, we’ve included dozens of sad, infuriating, and okay yes, sometimes hilarious historical dates. They’ll make absolutely sure you or someone you love (and/or don’t) won’t succumb to the nefarious powers of optimism! Plus, the more calendars you buy, the more you save!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. And put your face between 'em when you do. You'll save me a lot of trouble. Thanks.
Those who do not learn from cliches are destined to repeat them.
Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those busy proving them right.
I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you can get what you need taken from you by the government.
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but if you are, you'll be taken care of.
It takes genuine talent to see greatness in yourself despite your absence of genuine talent.
The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.
Even the most ambitious little pebble will never grow up to be a big rock.
Your attitude determines your altitude about as much as that platitude inspires my gratitude.
A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.
If you think it's lonely at the top, just wait 'til you try the bottom.
I hear the call to do nothing and am doing my best to answer it.
Action will be taken to prevent the next disaster as soon as possible after it has occurred.
Life doesn't always want to be grabbed by the horns.
Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to achieve uncommon results, provided they don't mind you calling them "common people".