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And speaking of "for real', have you paid off your credit card debt? You really need to do that. We don't want no scrubs*, you know?
* also known as a buster.
Despair, Inc. has a truly staggering number of new products in development for release over the coming year. By entering your email address, you too can experience our revolutionary new Permission Harassment™. Be the first person in your miserable company, disaffected dormitory or dysfunctional relationship to:
- Know when new products are released that might further exacerbate your frustrations
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If you want to receive our printed catalog, you MUST include your physical mailing address when opting in. (If the reasons for that aren't manifestly obvious, we would strongly encourage you to shop elsewhere, because things almost always end poorly when idiots become our customers. For real, though.)
And speaking of "for real', have you paid off your credit card debt? You really need to do that. We don't want no scrubs*, you know?
* also known as a buster.
