Despair, Inc. has a truly staggering number of new products in development for release over the coming year.

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Wailing List members sometimes even receive discounts not available to the buying public at large. For real, though! Wailing List members also have the option to provide us with mailing addresses. Sometimes, when the fancy strikes us, we like to hasten the demise of old growth rain-forests by producing and mailing out printed matter about subjects of trivial importance to us and, no doubt, to you. If that sounds like fun to you, well, you know what to do.

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And speaking of "for real', have you paid off your credit card debt? You really need to do that. We don't want no scrubs*, you know?





* also known as a buster.