• Vote Whig.  Seriously.  They can't possibly be worse.  What?  You thought they were as dead as Fillmore?  No, they're still around.  Seriously.  They need your vote.  And they at least deserve it more than these two asses in charge!
  • Vote Whig.  Seriously.  They can't possibly be worse.  What?  You thought they were as dead as Fillmore?  No, they're still around.  Seriously.  They need your vote.  And they at least deserve it more than these two asses in charge!

Vote Whig

$20

Vote Whig. Seriously. They can't possibly be worse. What? You thought they were as dead as Fillmore? No, they're still around. Seriously. They need your vote. And they at least deserve it more than these two asses in charge!

Perfect For:

  • Admirers of William Henry Harrison’s 30-day presidency
  • Disenchanted Free Soilers and Know Nothings in search of a new defunct political party
  • Disaffected history majors