And to demonstrate that this isn't the kind of empty boasting that has proven the stock-in-trade of our as-productive-as-Harper-Lee product development team, we're kicking the program off with over a dozen new items for obnoxious brats, disaffected college students and the ultimately embittered adults they will become!
Excited yet? Well wait- there's more!
Every Wednesday morning for the next YEAR, Despair will unveil at least one new addition to the DespairWear™clothing lineup (other other product) at blog.despair.com.
(So bookmark it- or if your life is desperately without purpose or hope, make it your homepage!)
