AT DESPAIR, WE HAVE A WAY OF
DEALING WITH UNDERPERFORMERS.
WE GET RID OF THEM. FOR CHEAP.

Exaggerators Anonymous - A Trillion Strong and Growing

Choose the form of the destructor.

Solyndra - It seemed like a bright idea at the time.

Warning - Contents Under Pressure

Warning - Highly Acidic

Warning - May Spontaneously Combust

Noise Hazard - Ear Protection Recommended

The Time For Action Is Past. Now is the time for senseless bickering.

(text) I Demand Justice or, if there mus be injustice, let it be in my favor.

(text) Don't Ever Change. I always want to be better than you.

End Corruption. Or at least let me participate in it.

Please Remain Calm- it's no use both of us being hysterical at the same time.

(text) I Expected Times Like This- but never thought they'd be so bad, so long and so frequent.

(text) I Hope The World Doesn't End on a day when I'm already in a bad mood.

(text) Blame my parents.

You'll tell your grandkids about this moment.

(text) I don't have ADHD - you're just really boring.

I Voted - then I vomited.

Clueslessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

(text) Mistakes - It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others

(text) Potential - not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up

Worth: Just because you're necessary doesn't mean your important.

(text) Wishes - When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

(text) BP: We're bringing oil to American shores.

(text) bp

(text) Toyota: Once you drive one, you'll never stop.

(text) Twitter: never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.

(text) Tiger - The Lyin' King

(text) Goldman Sucks

(text) Solyndra - It seemed like a bright idea at the time.

(text) Warning May Spontaneously Combust

(text) Noise Hazard Ear Protection Recommended

(text) Warning Highly Acidic

(text) Caution Extremely Magnetic

(text) I didn't even want to know 1 random thing about you.

(text) Optimists are half full of it

(text on asphalt shirt) Community Cheat: Taxpayers fell for your 'I'm to big to fail' crap - collect $700,000,000,000

(text on black shirt) Community Cheat: Your 'investment' in congress paid off - get out of jail, free

(text on white shirt) Cheat: You bilked widows & orphans with your ponzi scheme. You're under house arrest (in your $8M penthouse)

(text) Yikes! And I thought I was screwed up...

(text) ...She loves me not... (women's variation - ...He loves me not...)

(text) Overtime Play

(text on truck) Rainbow Chasers

(text) Rad.

(text) Free Tibet Now! Made in China

(text) overhead view - you are here - coolest person in the world

(text) More people have read this shirt than your blog.

(text) Peerless! It's not that I have no equal. It's just that I have not friends.

(text) Christian Bale and I are done professionally.

I just unlocked the 'Stalker' badge.

(text) Facebook: Let your fingers do the stalking

(text) The more of my behavior you accept, the less you will have to forgive.