• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

Underachievement

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

Slouching could save your life.

Perfect For:

  • David Lightman
  • Those who know when to lie low
  • Ng, the guy we fired for creating this piece
  • Disaffected college dropouts