Underperformance
Awards


When employees go above and beyond the call of duty, special recognition is in order, so that others in your organization see that performance is valued.

But come on, how often does THAT happen?

More often than not, employees fall short — so very far short — of even the lowest expectations of others. That's why Despair, Inc. is proud to unveil our revolutionary "Underperformance Awards™."

Combine your favorite Demotivator™ design with a personalized engraving for that unremarkable someone who really deserves to be isolated, berated and humiliated in front of his or her peers. Beautifully matted in a 9" x 11" gold-bevel frame.

If you don't have what it takes to inspire employees with leadership and vision, don't you at least owe it to your company to inspire them with fear and shame?


Choose from any of our 80someodd designs and unleash the awesome power of ridicule today!