• You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you can get what you need taken from you by the government.

Taxes

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you can get what you need taken from you by the government.

This Demotivator was originally much longer, but we had to give 40% of the joke to the IRS.

Perfect For:

  • Our customers in Texas, who have to pay sales tax on our products in order to keep our state's roads in constant disrepair
  • Accountants, for whom April is definitely not the cruellest month
  • Disaffected college students with jobs, who are just now learning about the joys of FICA