• View all customers as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.

Service

View all customers as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.

We're here to serve you. And make fun of you the second we get off the phone.

Perfect For:

  • Anyone who's ever had to deal with an airline's customer service department
  • Anyone who's ever had to deal with any customer service department
  • Our customer service department
  • Disaffected college students