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  • Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Retirement

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

Retirement is like rotary telephones and mimeograph machines: if you’re under 30, don’t worry about it. It’s never going to come up for you.

Perfect For:

  • Gold watch manufacturers
  • The state of Florida
  • "Sexy Grandpa" t-shirt wearers
  • Disaffected college students who realize they will never be able to retire