• The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.

Pretension

The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.

So nobody wanted to listen to your prog-rock science fiction opera based on the life of Nikolas Tesla? Itís not you; itís them. If youíre smarter than everyone and you know it, raise your clove cigarette-grasping hand.

Perfect For:

  • Neil Peart
  • Poets
  • Objectivists
  • Anyone who has ever said "Oh, are you referring to a television show? I wouldnít know, because I donít even own a television."
  • Disaffected college students