• It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

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It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

Our first attempt to turn a Billy Joel song into a Demotivator.

Perfect For:

  • Disaffected college students, particularly those who majored in something they hate to appease impossible-to-please parents but who then end up discovering the jobs they are actually qualified for are all moving to the third world, forcing them to end up taking a low-level marketing position at the world's leading purveyor of Demotivational™ goods. Thanks, Mom and Dad. You happy now? Me too. Just so very, very happy.