• Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

Potential

Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

As a bright-eyed kid, you once harbored dreams of a future in space. But face it, the only moon you’ll ever step foot on will belong to passed-out, drunken, former bright-eyed aspiring astronaut losers who are, unfortunately for you, your peers. Nice going, Buzz!

Perfect For:

  • Anyone who ever paid to go to SpaceCamp
  • Especially if they ended up working here
  • Bill Nye, Dr. Brian May, and this guy
  • Your college-age children, who will soon be:
  • Disaffected college students