Choose the form of the Destructor! Elephant? Jackass? Choose! Choose and perish!
Meet the pessimistic answer to the "That's How I Roll" meme! It's all Greek to us!
Wear this TSA shirt next time you fly and you'll REALLY have a touching experience!
Don't worry. Your naked photos are safe with with the TSA. Really. Trust them.
Karate Master Pat Morita once said, "If do right, no can defense." (Thanks, Pat. Thanks a lot.)
Vote Whig. Yes, we're dead serious. They can't possibly be worse.
Until your spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions!
It's the ultimate knock-knock joke. Tell it- and watch the color drain from their faces.
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