Itís HERE! The long-awaited SEQUEL to our smash-hit daily tear-off calendar, THE PESSIMIST! And it's more DEPRESSING than EVER!

The 365-day journey into darkness gets even darker, as our daily guide to 2014 delights you (or crushes) with weekly word definitions, quotes by optimistic idiots and brilliant cynics, tragical history facts, new cocktail recipes, and AN EPIC TRAGEDY OF LOSS, REVENGE AND HEALING (er...) transpires throughout! With a smoking-hot new psychiatrist, a break-through new medication, and a Manic-Pixie-Dreamgirl new girlfriend, what could possibly go wrong?

SPECIAL NOTE: If you missed out on last year's edition of "The Pessimist", it's available for purchase below, updated for 2014! Start with that one!

2014 Pessimist Part 2
$16
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2014 Part 1 Reprint
$16
This is a Reprint of 2013's Calendar
Rather build a calendar?
2014 Calendar11" x "8.5"2014 Posterbook14.5" x "11"
Pick your favorites and we'll print it to order!