• "No refunds.  Cash in advance."  -  If you're not exactly rocking the body of a Greek god, this shirt can be an absolute laugh-a-thon.  The bigger you are, the funnier it is.  (But seriously, if you're all cut and six-packy, don't bother.  It'll just make you look like a jerk.)
  • "No refunds.  Cash in advance."  -  If you're not exactly rocking the body of a Greek god, this shirt can be an absolute laugh-a-thon.  The bigger you are, the funnier it is.  (But seriously, if you're all cut and six-packy, don't bother.  It'll just make you look like a jerk.)

Personal Trainer

$20

"No refunds. Cash in advance." - If you're not exactly rocking the body of a Greek god, this shirt can be an absolute laugh-a-thon. The bigger you are, the funnier it is. (But seriously, if you're all cut and six-packy, don't bother. It'll just make you look like a jerk.)

Perfect For:

  • That one guy at your office who won’t shut up about kettle bells and PX90 or whatever
  • Rep. Paul Ryan
  • People who like The Cheesecake Factory, but really wish it had a smoking section
  • Doomed-to-fail dieters
  • Disaffected college students