• Bad news, Vader.  Even the awesome power of the Dark Side has its limits.  You can't just traipse around the galaxy making baby mamas out of the Queen of Naboo (or was it Na-booty- zing!) and not be responsible!   Worse news… It's TWINS!
  • Bad news, Vader.  Even the awesome power of the Dark Side has its limits.  You can't just traipse around the galaxy making baby mamas out of the Queen of Naboo (or was it Na-booty- zing!) and not be responsible!   Worse news… It's TWINS!

Paternity

$20

Bad news, Vader. Even the awesome power of the Dark Side has its limits. You can't just traipse around the galaxy making baby mamas out of the Queen of Naboo (or was it Na-booty- zing!) and not be responsible! Worse news… It's TWINS!

Perfect For:

  • The poor process server who had to deliver that writ of garnishment to the Death Star
  • James Earl Jones and Hayden Christensen (our shirts are available in a wide range of sizes!)
  • Your jerk dad
  • Disaffected college students