• THE NSA - In order to save your freedoms, we had to destroy them.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. And guess what? Since you've already got nothing left to lose, surely you won't mind if we help go ahead and relieve you of that freedom, too? You weren't really using it, right? Great, then! I think we're done here! (At least, we will be once we send Despair a Cease and Desist letter, and add all their employees to our watch list of potential agitators…)
  • THE NSA - In order to save your freedoms, we had to destroy them.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. And guess what? Since you've already got nothing left to lose, surely you won't mind if we help go ahead and relieve you of that freedom, too? You weren't really using it, right? Great, then! I think we're done here! (At least, we will be once we send Despair a Cease and Desist letter, and add all their employees to our watch list of potential agitators…)

NSA Freedom

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THE NSA - In order to save your freedoms, we had to destroy them.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. And guess what? Since you've already got nothing left to lose, surely you won't mind if we help go ahead and relieve you of that freedom, too? You weren't really using it, right? Great, then! I think we're done here! (At least, we will be once we send Despair a Cease and Desist letter, and add all their employees to our watch list of potential agitators…)

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