• Joffrey Lied. People Died.   And now, look at all the unnecessary bloodshed that’s taken place in Westeros since King Joffrey decided he knew best how to get ahead.   Join us in calling for him to be deposed!

    Depose Joffrey

    Joffrey Lied. People Died. And now, look at all the unnecessary bloodshed.

    Perfect For:

    • Neeeeeerrrrrrrrrrds!
    • Aspiring politicians who lack the electoral votes necessary to ascend to the Iron Throne of Westeros
    • I don’t know, dragons or unicorns or something
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Like the Hunger Games- many will play. And only one may be left standing.

    The Drinking Games

    Like the Hunger Games- many will play. And only one may be left standing.

    Perfect For:

    • Parents who are nerdy and drunk enough to name their kids "Katniss" or "Peeta"
    • Thirsty Panemians
    • Disaffected college students

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  • The Crane Technique… No less a Karate Master than Pat Morita himself once said, 'If do right, no can defense.'  
  
 Thanks, Pat.  Thanks a lot.

    The Crane Technique

    Karate Master Pat Morita once said, "If do right, no can defense." (Thanks, Pat. Thanks a lot.)

    Perfect For:

    • Merciless leg-sweepers
    • Pre-Oscar Hilary Swank
    • Your dork ass, naturally
    • Disaffected dojo students and their sadistic senseis

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  • The world's fastest man has a terrible secret.  He lives a double-life as a serial exhibitionist.  Yeah,  The Flash likes to flash!   Of course, he's managed to keep it a secret all these years because, hey… Dude is crazy fast!

    The Flash

    The world's fastest man has a dark secret. He lives a double-life as a serial flasher!

    Perfect For:

    • Paul Reubens and Fred Willard
    • Silver Age of DC Comics devotees (whom we must ask: Really?)
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Bad news, Vader.  Even the awesome power of the Dark Side has its limits.  You can't just traipse around the galaxy making baby mamas out of the Queen of Naboo (or was it Na-booty- zing!) and not be responsible!   Worse news… It's TWINS!

    Paternity

    Bad news, Vader. Even the awesome power of the Dark Side has its limits.

    Perfect For:

    • The poor process server who had to deliver that writ of garnishment to the Death Star
    • James Earl Jones and Hayden Christensen (our shirts are available in a wide range of sizes!)
    • Your jerk dad
    • Disaffected college students

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  • What?  You think that's a duck?  It's not a duck.  It's a dragon.  And it's sick fierce, too, kids.  Worse than those wussy dragons in Skyrim that just sit there and let you pound on them forever.  Yeah, I said it.  Deal.

    Enter the Dragon

    No, it's not a duck, kids. In fact, it's a lot tougher than those pansy Skyrim dragons.

    Perfect For:

    • Warren Robinett
    • Yorgle and Grundle, who are hoping for their own shirts someday
    • That annoying bat
    • Disaffected college students who ironically play Atari 2600 games

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  • Facebook. Foursquare. Tumblr. Twitter. It seems like all forms of social media abet some of our worst habits and traits. Narcissism.  Attention Deficit. Even stalking. That's why we made this handy diagram!

    Social Media Venn Diagram

    Social Media. Proudly straddling the intersections of ADHD, Narcissism and Stalking.

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  • In a world overcrowded with ironic t-shirts, this one achieves absolute sublimity.  What shirt could possibly be more ironic than this?  Wear it - AND WIN THE IRONIC SHIRT WARS FOREVER.

    Irony

    The race to create the world's most ironic t-shirt is finally over. And guess who won?

    Perfect For:

    • Alanis Morissette, once she buys a dictionary
    • Frustrated rhetoricians
    • Detached hipsters
    • The scores of scientifically illiterate customers who have written us angry emails demanding we explain this shirt
    • Disaffected chemistry majors

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  • Vote Whig.  Seriously.  They can't possibly be worse.  What?  You thought they were as dead as Fillmore?  No, they're still around.  Seriously.  They need your vote.  And they at least deserve it more than these two asses in charge!

    Vote Whig

    Vote Whig. Yes, we're dead serious. They can't possibly be worse.

    Perfect For:

    • Admirers of William Henry Harrison’s 30-day presidency
    • Disenchanted Free Soilers and Know Nothings in search of a new defunct political party
    • Disaffected history majors

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