• We promote family values here- almost as often as we promote family members.

Nepotism

We promote family values here- almost as often as we promote family members.

One day, our children will take over Despair, Inc. Whether they want to or not.

Perfect For:

  • Any business with "& Sons" in the name
  • Those who know the joy of related-party transactions, which can never go wrong
  • Employees of closely held corporations
  • Disaffected college students on campuses with buildings named for their parents