• The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

Multitasking

The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing." - Ron Swanson, "Parks and Recreation"

Perfect For:

  • Overextended employees and the bosses who don't care about them
  • Those who have the confidence to screw up two things at once
  • Spork enthusiasts
  • Disaffected college students