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  • If there's one thing there world needs less of, it's methane dealers. Unfortunately, they're all around us! Like, literally. I'm sitting five feet away from one as I type this! AND IT'S NOT NEARLY FAR ENOUGH AWAY.
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    Breaking Wind

    If you happen to be or love a methane dealer, we've got the t-shirt for you!

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  • Poor Tyrion Lannister. The Halfman can't catch a break to save his life! He single-handedly saved King's Landing in the Battle of Blackwater Bay , then had his Dad show up and steal all the glory AND his job as Hand of the King! BOO! Express your outrage at his unjustified termination with our "Reappoint Tyrion" t-shirt. Unless you're really on that bastard Tywin's side. In which case, GO SHOP SOMEWHERE ELSE!
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    Reappoint Tyrion Lannister

    Express your outrage at his unjustified termination with our "Reappoint Tyrion" t-shirt.

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    • Shae
    • Podrick Payne
    • Bronn
    • The Pyromancers Guild
    • Well, everyone in King's Landing, really. Except Tywin. (He doesn't wear t-shirts.)

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  • You don’t have to be a shotgun-toting Clint Eastwood to strike a little fear in the hearts of all the spastic little obnoxious whippersnappers out there. Just pop on our “Get Off My Lawn” t-shirt and some shiny cop glasses and trust us, they’ll know you mean business!
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    Get Off My Lawn

    Strike a little fear in the hearts of all the spastic little obnoxious whippersnappers out there.

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    • Philo and Clyde
    • Imaginary presidents in empty chairs
    • Punks who feel lucky
    • Texas Castle Doctrinists
    • The neighbors of loud party-hosting drunken disaffected college students

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  • Joffrey Lied. People Died. And now, look at all the unnecessary bloodshed that’s taken place in Westeros since King Joffrey decided he knew best how to get ahead. Join us in calling for him to be deposed!
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    Depose Joffrey

    Joffrey Lied. People Died. And now, look at all the unnecessary bloodshed.

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    • Neeeeeerrrrrrrrrrds!
    • Aspiring politicians who lack the electoral votes necessary to ascend to the Iron Throne of Westeros
    • I don’t know, dragons or unicorns or something
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Like the Hunger Games- many will play. And only one may be left standing.
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    The Drinking Games

    Like the Hunger Games- many will play. And only one may be left standing.

    Perfect For:

    • Parents who are nerdy and drunk enough to name their kids "Katniss" or "Peeta"
    • Thirsty Panemians
    • Disaffected college students

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  • The first rule of Mime Club is… (What? You can't figure it out? Well, if you're truly stumped, ask a mime to explain it. THEN beat them up. Seriously… You know you want to.)
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    Mime Club

    (If you don't get it, ask a mime to explain. THEN beat him up. You know you want to.)

    Perfect For:

    • Silent Tyler Durden
    • Marcel Marceau
    • Criminals sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in invisible boxes
    • All of us in whom mimes awaken a childlike sense of wonder and an unrelenting sense of terror
    • Disaffected clown college students

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  • The Crane Technique… No less a Karate Master than Pat Morita himself once said, 'If do right, no can defense.' Thanks, Pat. Thanks a lot.
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    The Crane Technique

    Karate Master Pat Morita once said, "If do right, no can defense." (Thanks, Pat. Thanks a lot.)

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    • Merciless leg-sweepers
    • Pre-Oscar Hilary Swank
    • Your dork ass, naturally
    • Disaffected dojo students and their sadistic senseis

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  • The world's fastest man has a terrible secret. He lives a double-life as a serial exhibitionist. Yeah, The Flash likes to flash! Of course, he's managed to keep it a secret all these years because, hey… Dude is crazy fast!
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    The Flash

    The world's fastest man has a dark secret. He lives a double-life as a serial flasher!

    Perfect For:

    • Paul Reubens and Fred Willard
    • Silver Age of DC Comics devotees (whom we must ask: Really?)
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Bad news, Vader. Even the awesome power of the Dark Side has its limits. You can't just traipse around the galaxy making baby mamas out of the Queen of Naboo (or was it Na-booty- zing!) and not be responsible! Worse news… It's TWINS!
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    Paternity

    Bad news, Vader. Even the awesome power of the Dark Side has its limits.

    Perfect For:

    • The poor process server who had to deliver that writ of garnishment to the Death Star
    • James Earl Jones and Hayden Christensen (our shirts are available in a wide range of sizes!)
    • Your jerk dad
    • Disaffected college students

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