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Demotivation MousepadSometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Motivation MousepadIf a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Marketing MousepadBecause making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.
Curiosity MousepadSome Places Remain Unknown Because No One Has Ventured Forth. Others Remain So Because No One Has Ever Come Back.
Economics MousepadThe science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
Insight MousepadWhen the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.
Liberty MousepadThe price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
Synergy MousepadA code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work.
Change MousepadPoliticians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
Retirement MousepadBecause you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
Toyota MousepadToyota - Once you drive one you'll never stop.
Vote Whig MousepadVote Whig - They couldn't possibly be worse.



Too Big To Fail MousepadTaxpayers fell for your 'Too Big To Fail' crap.
Your Blog MousepadMore people have read this mousepad than your blog.


Twitter MousepadTwitter - never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.








BP MousepadBP - We're bringing oil to America's shores.

