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    Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
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    If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
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    Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.
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    Some Places Remain Unknown Because No One Has Ventured Forth. Others Remain So Because No One Has Ever Come Back.
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    The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
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    When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.
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    The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
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    A code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work.
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    Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
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    Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
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    Toyota - Once you drive one you'll never stop.
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    Vote Whig - They couldn't possibly be worse.
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    Taxpayers fell for your 'Too Big To Fail' crap.
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    More people have read this mousepad than your blog.
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    Twitter - never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
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    BP - We're bringing oil to America's shores.