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  • Achievement Poster
    $15.95
    You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
  • Ambition Poster
    $15.95
    The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
  • Apathy Poster
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    If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
  • Challenges Poster
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    I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.copyright Ashleigh Brilliant
  • Change Poster
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    Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
  • Cluelessness Poster
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    There are No Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots.
  • Compromise Poster
    $15.95
    Let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
  • Consistency Poster
    $15.95
    It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
  • Consulting Poster
    $15.95
    If you're not a part of the solution,there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
  • Despair Poster
    $15.95
    It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
  • Demotivation Poster
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    Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
  • Economics Poster
    $15.95
    The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
  • Failure Poster
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    When your best just isn't good enough.
  • Get to Work Poster
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    You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
  • Government Poster
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    If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
  • Idiocy Poster
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    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  • Incompetence Poster
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    When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.
  • Insight Poster
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    When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.
  • Inspiration Poster
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    Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
  • Irresponsibility Poster
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    No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
  • Legacy Poster
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    It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.
  • Limitations Poster
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    Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
  • Marketing Poster
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    Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.
  • Maturity Poster
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    If you're tired of others looking down on you, grow the hell up.
  • Mediocrity Poster
    $15.95
    It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.
  • Meetings Poster
    $15.95
    None of us is as dumb as all of us.
  • Mistakes Poster
    $15.95
    It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. copyright Ashleigh Brilliant
  • Motivation Poster
    $15.95
    If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
  • Perseverance Poster
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    The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
  • Potential Poster
    $15.95
    Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
  • Priorities Poster
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    Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
  • Procrastination Poster
    $15.95
    Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
  • Quality Poster
    $15.95
    The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.
  • Retirement Poster
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    Because you've done so much for the company, there's not much left we can use.
  • Sacrifice (Temple) Poster
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    All we ask here is that you give us your heart.
  • Sanity Poster
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    Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
  • Teamwork Poster
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    A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
  • Tradition Poster
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    Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
  • Wealth Poster
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    All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.copyright Ashleigh Brilliant
  • Whining Poster
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    If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.
  • Winners Poster
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    Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
  • Wishes Poster
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    When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
  • Worth Poster
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    Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important. copyright Ashleigh Brilliant