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Achievement PosterYou can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
Ambition PosterThe journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
Challenges PosterI expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.
Change PosterPoliticians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
Cluelessness PosterThere are No Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots.
Consistency PosterIt's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
Consulting PosterIf you're not a part of the solution,there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Despair PosterIt's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Demotivation PosterSometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Economics PosterThe science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
Get to Work PosterYou aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
Government PosterIf you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
Idiocy PosterNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Insight PosterWhen the going gets tough, the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.
Inspiration PosterGenius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
Irresponsibility PosterNo single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
Legacy PosterIt took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.
Limitations PosterUntil you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
Marketing PosterBecause making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.
Maturity PosterIf you're tired of others looking down on you, grow the hell up.
Meetings PosterNone of us is as dumb as all of us.
Mistakes PosterIt could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Motivation PosterIf a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Perseverance PosterThe courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
Potential PosterNot everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
Priorities PosterHundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Procrastination PosterHard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Retirement PosterBecause you've done so much for the company, there's not much left we can use.
Sacrifice (Temple) PosterAll we ask here is that you give us your heart.
Sanity PosterMinds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
Tradition PosterJust because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
Wealth PosterAll I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.
Whining PosterIf you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.
Winners PosterBecause nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
Wishes PosterWhen you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
Worth PosterJust because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
