• Until your spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.  What?  You thought you could fly?  Look at yourself.  You're a flightless waterfowl of a person if we've ever seen one.  Stop flapping.  You'll be happier.  And look less idiotic, too.
  • Until your spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.  What?  You thought you could fly?  Look at yourself.  You're a flightless waterfowl of a person if we've ever seen one.  Stop flapping.  You'll be happier.  And look less idiotic, too.

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Until your spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk. What? You thought you could fly? Look at yourself. You're a flightless waterfowl of a person if we've ever seen one. Stop flapping. You'll be happier. And look less idiotic, too.

Perfect For:

  • Lyle Lovett
  • The Despair, Inc. copywriter who just now realized he has run out of penguin jokes; how come we have so many penguin-themed designs is what he wants to know
  • Disaffected college students
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