• Success is a journey, not a destination, so stop running.

Laziness

Success is a journey, not a destination, so stop running.

They also serve who only stand and wait. Or in your case, sit and eat nachos.

Perfect For:

  • Those who prefer a leisurely stroll to an all-out foot race, thank you very much
  • Sports fans who feel they have personally accomplished something when the team they root for wins the championship
  • Ugh, I'll think of more of these stupid jokes later, there's a "Law and Order" marathon on USA
  • Disaffected college students