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  • A shirt like this brightens any social gathering. It lets people know they don't have to worry any more. You're here. You're going to make it better- just with your presence. Because you're YOU.
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    I'm Here Now

    Is your very presence a reason for calm? Relief? Joy? Then why not announce it?

    Perfect For:

    • Doctors with messiah complexes, or in other words:
    • Doctors
    • Your ever-expanding ego (note: shirt available in sizes up to 3XL!)
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Remember those unenlightened times when we called it 'childhood?' Before drug manufacturers had marketing departments? We do!
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    Powered by ADHD

    ADHD. Some of us recall when it used to be called 'being a kid' and didn't require meds.

    Perfect For:

    • Carefree kids and the pharmaceutical companies who see them as cash cows (here’s looking at you, Novartis)
    • Fred Baughman
    • Tom Cruise
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Hilarious, right? It's the perfect conversation starter! But better yet, it's the perfect conversation ender , too! All it takes is a theatrical sigh to unlock it's devastating conversation-destroying power. Use it wisely, friend!
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    Conversation

    Introducing a t-shirt that's as good a conversation starter as a conversation ender!

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  • Are you constantly the Center of Attention? Or do you wish you were? Buy and wear this shirt. We promise you, you will be… (Really, it works! We tried it!)
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    Center of Attention

    Wish you could be the Center of Attention for a change? This shirt can help. Really.

    Perfect For:

    • Adorable toddlers and adults with intellects comparable to same
    • Celebrities not yet tired of being stalked by paparazzi
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Don't bother to look it up. I'm the definition. -- Are you so dang amazing you simply defy conventional superlatives? Then you're WICKEDOSITY, baby! YOU're the definition- and this shirt is your proof… Get it!
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    Wickedosity

    Are you so dang amazing you simply defy conventional superlatives? Here's your shirt!

    Perfect For:

    • Arrogant lexicographers, especially:
    • The snobs at the Oxford English Dictionary who refuse to write an entry for this indisputably bad-ass new word
    • Students of the neologism
    • Disaffected college students

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