• We'll get to the carrion part in a minute.

Keep Calm

We'll get to the carrion part in a minute.

You can play Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy" all you want. It ain't gonna help.

Perfect For:

  • Slow zebras
  • Your unflappable, happy-go-lucky co-worker who's about to be fired
  • British propaganda poster fetishists
  • Disaffected college students who OH MY GOD, IT'S A LION, EVERYBODY RUN