




Our War On Hope never stops. And now, a new front in our constant battle with the Motivation industry has opened up. All across America, tens of thousands of motivational billboards have popped up- once again taunting us with hope's propaganda. But yet again, Despair is there. Ready to arm you with the tools to fight back!
We've seen their motivational billboards for years, littering the highways of America. They beckon us to aspire to greatness by emulating the great visionaries like Thomas Edison, idea thief par excellence and world-class electrocuter of elephants. But now, you can join the rebellion by sporting an Illboards Bumper Sticker!
Our new Illboards Coffee Mugs help you bring the fight against motivational hero-worship to your home or office. Featuring a rogue's gallery of anti-heroes, misfits and underdogs and the values THEY embody- you'll confound coworkers, depress family members, and wreak all manner of despair as you drink happily away! (As if.)
Our Illboards Posters are beautifully-printed, cleverly-crafted rebukes to the ubiquitous motivational propaganda that has made driving to work an even MORE miserable experience than it already was! Perfectly sized for display on your cubicle wall, in your home office, or wherever else it is that you've been sentenced to serve time!
Think you've got what it takes to join The War on Motivation? Create your own billboard parodies with our builder tool! You pick the photos, write the jokes, then share the images on Facebook, Pinterest, or wherever else you want to place them. You can even buy posters and mugs of your original creations. So what are you waiting for? Let's get started!
Demotivators, Despair, The Pessimist's Mug, Lose Your Own Adventures and the Frowny Logo are registered trademarks of Despair, Inc. Yes, we're serious.











































