Hopefully not you. (There are less dignified ways to go than to be torn apart by a kettle of vultures, but this certainly isn't an end that any of us would choose. Plus, by the time you'd realize that this design really was perfect for you, it'd be very difficult for you to get to the Internet and place an order, and even more difficult for us to find you and take your order, and in any event, if you're in the process of being torn apart by scavenging birds, probably the last thing in the world you'd want to buy would be a poster which commemorated that, although if you do have a particularly harsh sense of humor, a valid credit card, and a cellphone at such a time as this, please don't hesitate to call us, as a discount can probably be arranged, and we do have rush-shipping options available.)
