• Like the Hunger Games- many will play. And only one may be left standing.

    The Drinking Games

    Like the Hunger Games- many will play. And only one may be left standing.

    Perfect For:

    • Parents who are nerdy and drunk enough to name their kids "Katniss" or "Peeta"
    • Thirsty Panemians
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Hilarious, right?  It's the perfect conversation starter!  But better yet, it's the perfect conversation  ender , too!  All it takes is a theatrical sigh to unlock it's devastating conversation-destroying power.  Use it wisely, friend!

    Conversation

    Introducing a t-shirt that's as good a conversation starter as a conversation ender!

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  • Everyone loves a great vintage tee!  But NOT everyone loves buying used clothes. Nor should they!  Who knows what kinda depravity went on in that cool vintage tee you love?  That's why OUR pre-distressed Vintage tees are brand new!   Why hasn't someone done this before?!

    Vintage!

    Do you LOVE hip vintage swag- but HATE wearing used clothing? Here's your solution!

    Perfect For:

    • Distressed people who love distressed clothing
    • Music fans born in the '90s who still insist on buying vinyl records
    • Self-hating retrophobes
    • The ironically-mustachioed
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Don't bother to look it up.  I'm the definition.  -- Are you so dang amazing you simply defy conventional superlatives?  Then you're WICKEDOSITY, baby!  YOU're the definition- and this shirt is your proof… Get it!

    Wickedosity

    Are you so dang amazing you simply defy conventional superlatives? Here's your shirt!

    Perfect For:

    • Arrogant lexicographers, especially:
    • The snobs at the Oxford English Dictionary who refuse to write an entry for this indisputably bad-ass new word
    • Students of the neologism
    • Disaffected college students

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  • In a world overcrowded with ironic t-shirts, this one achieves absolute sublimity.  What shirt could possibly be more ironic than this?  Wear it - AND WIN THE IRONIC SHIRT WARS FOREVER.

    Irony

    The race to create the world's most ironic t-shirt is finally over. And guess who won?

    Perfect For:

    • Alanis Morissette, once she buys a dictionary
    • Frustrated rhetoricians
    • Detached hipsters
    • The scores of scientifically illiterate customers who have written us angry emails demanding we explain this shirt
    • Disaffected chemistry majors

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  • It's the ultimate knock-knock joke.  Stand before people and watch them inevitably ask, 'Who's there?'  Then turn and listen to the nervous squeals of laughter as your turn and provide the answer nobody wants, but we'll all get.

    Knock Knock

    It's the ultimate knock-knock joke. Tell it- and watch the color drain from their faces.

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  • Superiority complex? Not at all. In fact, it couldn't be simpler! Just use this formula! I>U.

    The Superioritee

    Superiority complex? Not at all. In fact, it couldn't be simpler! Just use this formula! I>U.

    Perfect For:

    • Truly Superior People
    • Truly Deluded People
    • Truly Superior Yet Deluded People
    • Yours truly, who is superior to all of the above. (and you, no offense.)

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