Joffrey Lied. People Died. And now, look at all the unnecessary bloodshed.
Choose the form of the Destructor! Elephant? Jackass? Choose! Choose and perish!
Wear this TSA shirt next time you fly and you'll REALLY have a touching experience!
Don't worry. Your naked photos are safe with with the TSA. Really. Trust them.
Vote Whig. Yes, we're dead serious. They can't possibly be worse.
The Feds bailed out General Motors. All they asked in return was a wee bit of rebranding.
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions!
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