• It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.

Goals

It's best to avoid standing directly between a competitive jerk and his goals.

DID YOU KNOW? In England, it's not called "soccer." It's called "crumpets."

Perfect For:

  • Certain sociopathic disgraced athletes who shall remain nameless
  • The seven Americans who actually understand the rules of soccer
  • Overly domineering soccer moms
  • Disaffected college students