• You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Get To Work

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Unless your dreams involve making inane small talk with your coworkers, filing reports that will never be read, and sitting through interminable, pointless meanings. Then, I guess, you are being paid for that. Just not well.

Perfect For:

  • Increasing productivity while decreasing morale
  • Edward "Tiger Mike" Davis
  • Scullers irritated by all the stoned canoers-in-need-of-jobby-jobs on Austin's Lady Bird Lake
  • Disaffected college coxswains