• You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.

Futility

You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.

Not everything is pointless. Just the things you care about.

Perfect For:

  • Tiger Woods and his lawyers
  • The crew of the USS Titan
  • This design is retired, so writing these "Perfect For" jokes is an exercise in...something...
  • Disaffected college students