• A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.

Friendship

A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.

Even your dog is embarrassed to be seen with you these days.

Perfect For:

  • Ross, Rachel, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe, the characters on a beloved '90s sitcom the name of which eludes us at the moment
  • Your best pal in the world, who you relentlessly talk about behind her back
  • Disaffected college students