• If you keep asking others to give you the benefit of the doubt, they'll eventually start to doubt your benefit.

Excuses

If you keep asking others to give you the benefit of the doubt, they'll eventually start to doubt your benefit.

But what if the dog really did eat your homework?

Perfect For:

  • We totally had some "Perfect For" jokes for this one but they're all on our old computer, which is broken, and we know this guy who said he'd try to fix it, but his grandma got sick and so he can't come over until Wednesday because he's out of town, also, we're feeling kind of ill, we think it's that stomach bug that's been going around
  • Disaffected college students turning their term papers in late