• The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

Dysfunction

The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

"I will walk down to the end with you / If you will come all the way down with me." - John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats, "Old College Try"

Perfect For:

  • Oblivious nerdy guys with anger-management problems who keep complaining that women don't like "nice guys"
  • Those seeking to dump someone who can't bring themselves to say, "It's not you, it's me," because oh, man, it's him (or her), and it's time he (or she) heard it
  • Disaffected college students