• Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.

Distinction

Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.

Blessed are the lazy, for they shall be free of stress lines.

Perfect For:

  • Malingerers
  • Goldbrickers
  • Other entertaining early 20th-century synonyms for slackers
  • Disaffected college students who need to remember to bring their Scantron and No. 2 pencils to the test tomorrow