• It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one... The good news is that we should run out of them in no time.

Disservice

It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one... The good news is that we should run out of them in no time.

Fine, I'll help you look, but it seems weird you only have one needle, and I'm not totally sure why you just had to use it right on top of this haystack.

Perfect For:

  • The ticketing agent at your favorite airline
  • Customers seeking to understand the rationale behind miserable service companies
  • The deli worker who puts sprouts on your sandwich even though you distinctly told him not to, seriously, who likes sprouts, they taste like Styrofoam and this isn't California in 1983
  • Disaffected college students