• It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Despair

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

It's better to light a match than curse the darkness. Unless you don't have any matches. Which you probably don't. Who just carries around matches these days?

Perfect For:

  • Chirpy bright-siders in need of a dose of reality
  • Achluophobes
  • People who have unwisely decided to "winter" in the Arctic Circle
  • Disaffected college students