When we started Despair, we had a dream. To crush other people's dreams. But we knew, given our goal, we'd be in for a fight. After all, the Motivation Industry has been crushing dreams for decades, selling the easy lie of success you can buy. That's why we decided to differentiate ourselves- by crushing dreams with hard truths!
At Despair, we're committed to fighting the War on Hope with its very own weapons. Our products are beautifully reverse-engineered from the most powerful motivational wares ever inflicted on mankind, and will depress you every bit as much- without subjecting you to lies about your potential. Hope won’t stand a chance against you!
Motivational products are anything but. While they briefly raise hopes with induced delusions about the untapped potential greatness within, sooner or later reality intrudes, and you realize the only people made rich and successful by motivational products are the ones selling them to gullible chumps (i.e. you). Stop the inanity!
“You read it right. I hereby solemnly guarantee to be completely and perfectly satisfied with any and every purchase made at Despair.com. Your mileage, meanwhile, may vary. (And I’ll guarantee that, too.)”
Dr. E.L. Kersten, Co-Founder & COO, Despair, Inc.
You choose your start month, your favorite demotivational designs, and we'll print it and ship it to you in no time! It's the perfect year-round heartbreaker!