• Build Your Own 2015 Calendar

    You choose your start month, your favorite demotivational designs, and we'll print it and ship it to you in no time! It's the perfect year-round heartbreaker!

  • You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

    Accomplishments

    You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

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  • The bad news is robots can do your job now.  The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians.  The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

    Adaptation

    The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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  • There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

    Cluelessness

    There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

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    • Tech support employees
    • Our beleaguered customer service team
    • Journalists
    • Dimwits who write us asking "Are you really suing people for trademark infringement?"
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

    Marketing

    Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

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    • The team of geniuses behind Apple Maps
    • Chevrolet Volt repair manual authors
    • Solyndra investors
    • Disaffected MBA students

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  • If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job.  The kind robots will be doing soon.

    Motivation

    If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

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    • The ever-dwindling manufacturing sector
    • The headquarters of your local labor union
    • Tony Robbins
    • Disaffected college students

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