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  • You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.
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    Accomplishments

    You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.

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  • The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.
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    Adaptation

    The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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  • There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
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    Cluelessness

    There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

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    • Tech support employees
    • Our beleaguered customer service team
    • Journalists
    • Dimwits who write us asking "Are you really suing people for trademark infringement?"
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.
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    Marketing

    Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

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    • The team of geniuses behind Apple Maps
    • Chevrolet Volt repair manual authors
    • Solyndra investors
    • Disaffected MBA students

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  • If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
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    Motivation

    If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

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    • The ever-dwindling manufacturing sector
    • The headquarters of your local labor union
    • Tony Robbins
    • Disaffected college students

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