• Build Your Own 2015 Calendar

    You choose your start month, your favorite demotivational designs, and we'll print it and ship it to you in no time! It's the perfect year-round heartbreaker!

  • Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

    Believe in Yourself

    Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

    Perfect For:

    • Meryl Streep in The River Wild
    • John C. Reilly in The River Wild
    • Kevin Bacon in, weirdly enough, She's Having a Baby
    • Disaffected college students with unjustifiably high self-esteem

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  • There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

    Cluelessness

    There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

    Perfect For:

    • Tech support employees
    • Our beleaguered customer service team
    • Journalists
    • Dimwits who write us asking "Are you really suing people for trademark infringement?"
    • Disaffected college students

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  • It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

    Consistency

    It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

    Perfect For:

    • Baldrick
    • Tiny archers
    • Dane Cook
    • The Buffalo Bills
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

    Idiocy

    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

    Perfect For:

    • Flash mobs
    • The American electorate
    • The Kardashians and their viewership
    • Disaffected college students currently attending their safety schools

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  • None of us is as dumb as all of us.

    Meetings

    None of us is as dumb as all of us.

    Perfect For:

    • Groupthinkers
    • Hand models
    • Members of the United States Cabinet
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

    Potential

    Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

    Perfect For:

    • Anyone who ever paid to go to SpaceCamp
    • Especially if they ended up working here
    • Bill Nye, Dr. Brian May, and this guy
    • Your college-age children, who will soon be:
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

    Tradition

    Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

    Perfect For:

    • Animal rights activists who cannot believe how far we have not come
    • Ernest Hemingway (I hung the poster on the wall. It was funny, and colorful. Jim came with a cup of coffee. The coffee was hot, and good. We looked at the poster and laughed.)
    • Disaffected college students

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