• Build Your Own 2015 Calendar

    You choose your start month, your favorite demotivational designs, and we'll print it and ship it to you in no time! It's the perfect year-round heartbreaker!

  • The bad news is robots can do your job now.  The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians.  The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

    Adaptation

    The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

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  • Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can change the world.  Indeed, it's how we got stuck with the IRS, the Federal Reserve and the Mafia.

    Change (Mafia)

    Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can change the world. Indeed, it's how we got stuck with the IRS, the Federal Reserve and the Mafia.

    Perfect For:

    • Owners of earnestly bumper-stickered Volvos
    • Ben Bernanke, of course
    • The Chicken Man
    • Disaffected college students

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  • When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities.  Especially drinking problems.

    Collaboration

    When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities. Especially drinking problems.

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    • Charles Bukowski fan clubs
    • The student body of Dartmouth College
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Just like teamwork.  Only without the work.

    Committees

    Just like teamwork. Only without the work.

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    • Blue-ribbon panels
    • Red-ribbon panels
    • Sad, sad brown-ribbon panels
    • Disaffected college students tricked into serving on their campus group's refreshments committee

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  • If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

    Consulting

    If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

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    • The nine people in America who understand what it is consultants actually do
    • Advice columnists
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

    Demotivation

    Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

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    • Fans of meta-commentaries
    • Fans of gratuitous product placement
    • Ronald Reagan and the air traffic controllers who work in the airport named for him
    • Disaffected college students

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  • You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

    Get To Work

    You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

    Perfect For:

    • Increasing productivity while decreasing morale
    • Edward "Tiger Mike" Davis
    • Scullers irritated by all the stoned canoers-in-need-of-jobby-jobs on Austin's Lady Bird Lake
    • Disaffected college coxswains

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  • Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

    Marketing

    Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

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    • The team of geniuses behind Apple Maps
    • Chevrolet Volt repair manual authors
    • Solyndra investors
    • Disaffected MBA students

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  • None of us is as dumb as all of us.

    Meetings

    None of us is as dumb as all of us.

    Perfect For:

    • Groupthinkers
    • Hand models
    • Members of the United States Cabinet
    • Disaffected college students

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  • If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job.  The kind robots will be doing soon.

    Motivation

    If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

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    • The ever-dwindling manufacturing sector
    • The headquarters of your local labor union
    • Tony Robbins
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

    Procrastination

    Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

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    • [Joke coming soon]
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    • [Joke coming soon]
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

    Retirement

    Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

    Perfect For:

    • Gold watch manufacturers
    • The state of Florida
    • "Sexy Grandpa" t-shirt wearers
    • Disaffected college students who realize they will never be able to retire

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  • A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

    Teamwork

    A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

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  • Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

    Worth

    Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

    Perfect For:

    • Machinists with quirky senses of humor
    • Workers who have nothing to lose but their chains, their salaries, their health insurance, their ability to support their families, their self-worth, and their reason to go on living
    • Disaffected college students

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