The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can change the world. Indeed, it's how we got stuck with the IRS, the Federal Reserve and the Mafia.

When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities. Especially drinking problems.

Just like teamwork. Only without the work.

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.