• Build Your Own 2014 Calendar

    You choose your start month, your favorite demotivational designs, and we'll print it and ship it to you in no time! It's the perfect year-round heartbreaker!

  • I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

    Challenges

    I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

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  • He who chases rainbows may eventually catch tornadoes.

    Illusions

    He who chases rainbows may eventually catch tornadoes.

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    • Kermit, who seems to be under the impression there are more songs about rainbows than there actually are
    • Hungrybear9562
    • Disaffected college students (especially in Kansas)

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  • It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary.  You have about seventy-four.

    Legacy

    It took millions of years to create something this extraordinary. You have about seventy-four.

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  • Madness does not always howl.  Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    Madness

    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

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  • If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job.  The kind robots will be doing soon.

    Motivation

    If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

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    • The ever-dwindling manufacturing sector
    • The headquarters of your local labor union
    • Tony Robbins
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Less is more.  Unless you're standing next to the one with more.  Then less just looks pathetic.

    Perspective

    Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.

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    • Those who lack perspective because they have all they want
    • Those who have perspective but lack everything else, and thus look pretty pathetic, especially next to the first group
    • Douglas Spaulding
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

    Procrastination

    Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

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    • Disaffected college students

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  • A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

    Teamwork

    A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

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  • Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

    Underachievement (Penguin)

    Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.

    Perfect For:

    • Chilly Willy
    • Mario Lemieux
    • Tuxedo designers
    • Disaffected college students

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