• Build Your Own 2014 Calendar

    You choose your start month, your favorite demotivational designs, and we'll print it and ship it to you in no time! It's the perfect year-round heartbreaker!

  • The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.

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  • If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

    Consulting

    If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

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    • Advice columnists
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  • The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.

    Economics

    The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.

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    • Jim Cramer (UGH)
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  • Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

    Marketing

    Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.

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    • The team of geniuses behind Apple Maps
    • Chevrolet Volt repair manual authors
    • Solyndra investors
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