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  • You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
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    Achievement

    You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

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  • Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
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    Change

    Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

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    • 535 Americans who shall remain nameless
    • The seven remaining people who still trust the political process
    • Residents of states without term limits
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can change the world. Indeed, it's how we got stuck with the IRS, the Federal Reserve and the Mafia.
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    Change

    Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can change the world. Indeed, it's how we got stuck with the IRS, the Federal Reserve and the Mafia.

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    • Owners of earnestly bumper-stickered Volvos
    • Ben Bernanke, of course
    • The Chicken Man
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Just like teamwork. Only without the work.
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    Committees

    Just like teamwork. Only without the work.

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    • Blue-ribbon panels
    • Red-ribbon panels
    • Sad, sad brown-ribbon panels
    • Disaffected college students tricked into serving on their campus group's refreshments committee

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  • The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
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    Economics

    The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.

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    • Paul Krugman (ugh)
    • Jim Cramer (UGH)
    • Ben Bernanke (UUUUGGGGGHHHH)
    • Disaffected student loan officers

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  • If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
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    Government

    If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

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