• Build Your Own 2014 Calendar

    You choose your start month, your favorite demotivational designs, and we'll print it and ship it to you in no time! It's the perfect year-round heartbreaker!

  • You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

    Achievement

    You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

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  • Politicians are like diapers.  They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

    Change

    Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

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    • 535 Americans who shall remain nameless
    • The seven remaining people who still trust the political process
    • Residents of states without term limits
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can change the world.  Indeed, it's how we got stuck with the IRS, the Federal Reserve and the Mafia.

    Change (Mafia)

    Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can change the world. Indeed, it's how we got stuck with the IRS, the Federal Reserve and the Mafia.

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    • Owners of earnestly bumper-stickered Volvos
    • Ben Bernanke, of course
    • The Chicken Man
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Just like teamwork.  Only without the work.

    Committees

    Just like teamwork. Only without the work.

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    • Blue-ribbon panels
    • Red-ribbon panels
    • Sad, sad brown-ribbon panels
    • Disaffected college students tricked into serving on their campus group's refreshments committee

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  • The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.

    Economics

    The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.

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    • Paul Krugman (ugh)
    • Jim Cramer (UGH)
    • Ben Bernanke (UUUUGGGGGHHHH)
    • Disaffected student loan officers

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  • If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

    Government

    If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

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