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  • The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

    Ambition

    The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

    Perfect For:

    • Salmon with delusions of grandeur
    • Hungry bears looking for something to go with that delicious beurre blanc
    • Non-vegetarians living in the Pacific Northwest (both of them)
    • Disaffected college students

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  • It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

    Consistency

    It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

    Perfect For:

    • Baldrick
    • Tiny archers
    • Dane Cook
    • The Buffalo Bills
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

    Demotivation

    Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

    Perfect For:

    • Fans of meta-commentaries
    • Fans of gratuitous product placement
    • Ronald Reagan and the air traffic controllers who work in the airport named for him
    • Disaffected college students

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  • At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

    Give Up

    At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.

    Perfect For:

    • Cat fanciers
    • Cat despisers
    • The ASPCA
    • Henri
    • Eleanor Abernathy
    • Disaffected college students

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  • Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

    Limitations

    Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

    Perfect For:

    • Good-natured Linux users
    • Nuns
    • Burgess Meredith
    • Disaffected college students

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  • It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

    Mistakes

    It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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  • Some things can not be overcome with determination and a positive attitude.

    Obstacles

    Some things can not be overcome with determination and a positive attitude.

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  • Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

    Potential

    Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

    Perfect For:

    • Anyone who ever paid to go to SpaceCamp
    • Especially if they ended up working here
    • Bill Nye, Dr. Brian May, and this guy
    • Your college-age children, who will soon be:
    • Disaffected college students

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  • When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true.  Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life.  Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for.  Unless it's death by meteor.

    Wishes

    When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

    Perfect For:

    • Jiminy Cricket
    • People who still have nightmares from watching Deep Impact
    • Despair fans who like our other Demotivators®, but wish they took twenty minutes to read
    • Disaffected college students

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